Beth Yarnall

“Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.” -Mae West

I want what I haven’t got May 13, 2008

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Friday is my birthday and it got me to thinking about what I’ve got and what I want. For the most part my life is everything I have ever wanted. I have a great husband, 2 terrific kids, we live in a nice house close to family and we have everything we need.

But there are still a few things that I haven’t got that I want. Some of them make no sense, some of them make perfect sense. Here’s my list.

1. I want long, thick, flowing hair like the women on the covers of romance novels.

2. I want the body I had at 20 to go along with my 40 year old mind and face (cause it still looks pretty good).

3. I want my drink at the coffee house to be made perfectly for me each and every time.

4. I want my kids to do what I tell them, the first time I tell then without any fuss, eye rolling or back-talking.

5. I want to be able to play and read music.

6. I want a car that never runs out of gas.

7. I want my finger and toe nails to stop growing at the perfect length.

8. I want body hair that stays shaved off, plucked out and waxed.

9. I want shoes that don’t pinch, hurt or make me want to chop my feet off.

10. I want a house that stays clean forever.

11. I want dinner to cook itself.

12. I want to be able to walk out the door and know that this day will be the best day ever. Every day.

13. I want weather that changes according to my mood.

14. I want nothing but green lights and no traffic.

15. I want people to stop hurting each other.

16. I want people to accept each other for who and what they are.

17. I want children to laugh and never cry. 

18. I want computers to psychically know what I want them to do.

19. I want the world to be fair.

20. I want my children to have long and happy lives.

What do you want?

**post a comment on my blog from now until May 16th (my bday) and be entered to win an assortment of books from my library. 2 chances to win. (I have alot of books!)

 

6 Responses to “I want what I haven’t got”

  1. Linda / Lyndi Says:

    Wow, Beth, that’s quite a list. I’m with you from 15-19, and I’d love to find great shoes that don’t hurt my feet. FWIW, it’s never too late to learn to read and play music.

    Happy Birthday! Hope you have a wonderful day.

    Linda, who doesn’t need any more books

  2. Beth Says:

    Linda-
    I took piano lessons for 2 years and violin for 1 and still couldn’t read music. Apparently I had my mom and the teacher fooled until I finally confessed. She cancelled my lessons after that. I guess it’s one of those things that my brain just can’t do.

  3. Sarah P Says:

    Good list. I want hair like the women in the Pantene commercials–so impossibly long, thick, and shiny! I also want there to be no hunger and no war, and for every child to outlive his/her parent.

    BTW, the link to operation smile is broken. I think you’re missing the colon. Just FYI. :)

  4. Beth Says:

    Thanks Sarah!

  5. remlane79 Says:

    I know I’m way late, but I see that there’s still time to wish you a Happy Birthday. But please don’t send me any books, even if I’m not too late for the contest. I wasn’t this far behind in my reading in college! :)

    I would like shoes that don’t hurt but look cute. My body when I was 30. To be able to ride horses again (someday.)

    Here’s one:
    A publishing contract for seven figures to produce three books at whatever schedule I choose. Whee!!!

  6. Beth Says:

    Oh Rhonda! I wish I would have thought of that!

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