40 is the new 30? (snort) I wish! May 16, 2008
Well it’s here, the big diddley-day! Funny I don’t feel a day over 39.
It’s not so bad really. All my friends exept for one have hit this milestone before me and I made so much fun of them that I’m expecting an avelanche of old age jokes and Depends deliveries.
I share my birthday with some famous and slightly quirky folks… figures.
Tori Spelling 1973
(for Debbie in NY)
Janet Jackson 1966
Rosie Perez 1963
Kevin McDonald 1961
Mare Winningham 1959
Debra Winger 1955
Olga Korbut 1955
Pierce Brosnan 1953
Liberace 1919
Henry Ford 1905
I’m not too old to appreciate a man with a big gun and to want to pop that f@#$ing balloon and get a real birthday surprise. And then there’s the annual blowing out of the candle (it works both ways you know!).
Guess I’m not dead yet!

Ahhhh!!!! Pierce!!!
And that balloon! For heavens sake, pop it already!! POP it!
You got my heart going this morning, Beth. Yow. Za. Happy, happy birthday you youngin’ you!
~Debbie
Debbie-
Thank you!
Happy Birthday, Beth. May cabana boys bring you your favorite exotic beverages. Or versa vice.
Aahhh, cabana boys. Ripped, half neckid and glistening in the sun? Now that would be a great gift and I wouldn’t even care WHAT they brought me.